5:4 Hey, it's a cliche but if it works... by underdrag
You grab your tool bag and climb out the window.
Your tool bag contains items such as a very thin but hard club (a present from your sensei after your third year), a bird call, your face mask and some clothed shoes to soften the sound of your footfall.
You climb up the buildi
5:1 Lotus Pond Dojo by Mr.Peaches
(What makes a dojo? Most would say that a true "dojo" comes from the lands of the Orient, a place where, nestled between the stands of bamboo and fields of rice, students of this region sought in days of old to undertake an inward journey, a quest to find their potential through the martia
5:2 The Inner Garden by Mr.Peaches
You decide to begin by sneaking out of your room to the left, following the building's hall eventually to the Inner Gardens. It's a tricky business; you slide open your door *ever* so softly, just a crack to reveal the candles set in the walls of the hall, every ten feet or so. You check t
5:3 The Hallway. by Mr.Peaches
You exit your room to the right, opening the door oh-so-slowly and crouch-walking along. The hallways are dark, lit by candles roughly every ten feet.
Approaching from this direction, you could probably best get to the basement stairs by cutting through the Weapons Training room.
2:81 "Why don't you use Illusion spells?" by
"Why don't you use Illusion spells?" you ask. "We do" the kitsune says "but a far as we can tell all the dragons have a 'Rod of Revealing' which removes the effect of all our Illusion spells.
2:82 Darn Dragons... by Mr.Peaches
Above ground, there's a roaring, screeching heat and dragons going nuts. As all the lovely lady kitsunes huddle around you and the few other males nearby, you take out your day planner and jot down "kitsune vs. dragons. Repealing crystals used, now weak. Rod of Revealing X's illusion
1:282 The dolphin half changes by Mermena
The dolphin half of you quickly adapts and you have realized you are a merman (or triton if you prefer), however you realise that you can no longer live on land unless...
1:283 The Giant Fox is talking to me! by underdrag
"Hold up a minute now!" it says with an English accent. "I'm not gonna eat ya, I just wanna talk that's all"
You start to calm down, half ready to run off again. "What about?" you ask, slightly suspicious of the fox.
He replies "I
1:284 German legends by underdrag
You choose the can with the German writing on it. You chose it because of the cool wolf design on it.
You show it to the shop keeper and he nods and says "Enjoy!" with a big smile. You smile back. You go outside and decide to scull it down all at once. You pop it open and drink
3:51 You don't look a day over 65million years. by underdrag
You wake up and find that you have turned into some kind of dinosaur!
But from which time period? Cretacous, Jurassic, Triassic? Or maybe further back, right at the roots of when dinosaurs first came into existence?
1:280 Curious as a fox, but scared like a chicken by underdrag
The fox creeps up silently behind you while you're still fuming about the black market mix-up. You turn around to be face to face the fox. Both you and the fox are shocked. The fox, because it didn't expect you to turn around. You, because when you're a foot tall, and a chicken, and
1:281 I'm Alex The Lion! by underdrag
You walk over to the goofy looking lion costume and examine it. You touch the costume and it feels nice. The fur gives off some sort of warmth. "Heated, huh?" you say with a smirk to the shop owner. He smiles back at you, though it was a real "That's funny" smile. You take y
4:31 Nasty little buggers. by underdrag
The imp sees you and creeps up behind you. You mutter "So predictable..." It jumps at you, but your marine brain must know judo, because you duck and give it a shove into the wall next to you.
It slams into the wall with a loud thud and an odd sounding yelp. You walk over to it
4:29 Please, no hugs. by underdrag
You struggle with the zombie, trying to break its grip from your throat, and with no avail. You start to lose consciousness and your visions starts to dim. You have only one choice, hit him with a painful object. There are a few things you can use. The axe, the but of your gun, or the baseball bat y
4:30 Thats gonna hurt in the morning... by underdrag
With the last of your energy, you make a fist and punch it in the nose. It connects with a thud, and a sickening crack. Its head turns in the direction your punch is going, it's grip loosens on your throat and it falls over on top of you. You push it off and get up. You get your gun and shoot i
3:49 Embarking! by Mr.Peaches
Off you go, galumphing along the cold floor, your lizardly senses confusing you thoroughly with every step. The voice has told you the rules, and you can't now remember anything it said; you've been turned into a bloody lizard.
This does not bode well.
But! You vagu
3:50 LIGHTNING ROUND!!!!!1 by Mr.Peaches
OK, so you're this awesome HAWT snake thing, and you use your naga-slithering to enter through a door, the nearest door, because your manhood has been stolen from you and you're not sure that's cricket.
So off you go, preparing yourself for the gauntlet of changes ahead, i
3:48 Lizard by underdrag
You suddenly feel warm, but dissmiss it as your overactive imagination playing tricks on you again (For some reason, it has done so ever since you entered the mansion) You try to get up but overbalance and fall on your face.
You push yourself up with your arms. Your weird scaly arms... &
4:28 Pick Thine Poison by Mr.Peaches
Paul's buddy steps back in surprise. He scowls.
"All right, prisoner, back against the wall."
You do so. You hear the clank of the guard's boots as he repositions himself.
"Find him?" Paul queries.
"Yep," is his
4:26 Earthquake! by underdrag
You are about to shoot the demon in the head, when the ground starts to shake. The imp gets scared and runs off.
The ground stops shaking, and you wonder where the imp ran off to. You have two choices.
Investigate where the imp went, or get back to Mars and report what happen