Curious as a fox, but scared like a chicken
The fox creeps up silently behind you while you're still fuming about the black market mix-up. You turn around to be face to face the fox. Both you and the fox are shocked. The fox, because it didn't expect you to turn around. You, because when you're a foot tall, and a chicken, and there happens to be a fox sneaking up on you.
"Oh, SHIT!!!" You try to run but the fox slams it's paw down on your tail feathers. It just sits there watching you try to run.
Then it says...
Written by underdrag on 12 July 2006