The Fourth Wall
The Booming Voice decides to follow your suggestion. A piece of notebook paper, a ballpoint pen, and a half-used roll of duct tape materialize in midair before you and float over to the wall. A piece of tape hastily tears itself from the roll and angrily sticks the paper to the wall. The pen then scrawls a message on the paper:
"Attention Nitwit:
Invoking the narrator and referencing the punctuation of a story you're a part of, and therefore cannot actually read, constitutes breaking the Fourth Wall. If you don't know what that is, Google it. I don't know how a tiger trapped in a magical mansion would Google anything, but I'm sure you do, smarty-pants. When you're done with that, I'm levying a five day penalty for breach of logic, and your disbelief has been hereby suspended until further notice. When you finish reading this (or, oh clever one, if you stop reading determined to NEVER finish) you will sleep for the next 5 days.
Best Wishes,
The Entity Formerly Known as the Booming Voice"
Despite your protests, you drop off to sleep almost instantly. You will awake five days later, five days closer to the total loss of your humanity...
Written by Zodiac on 04 December 2007
The end (for now)