Pay No Attention To The Man Berhind The Curtain
You look around and shake your head. "What?"
Booming Voice "I said..."
"No you didn't," you interrupt. "The last chapter said "Booming voice" but it didn't actually say if the voice spoke or did something else. Not the first time it happened either. Honestly, would it kill the narrator to use 'booming voice' in a sentence?"
Booming voice...
"And another thing," you add verbously. "Is this some kind of transformation adventure or a zoology course? Should I take notes? Will there be a test later?"
Booming voice?
"That's right, keep quiet. That booming voice thing is so clich? anyway. It's good for impressing people once in a blue moon, but to use it constantly to impart information that may or may not be necessary gets old very fast. If you just want to tell me something a sign or a normal voice will do fine, thank you.
Whispering voice.
"That's better, but you still didn't say anything. Now just transform me again (or whatever you're up to) and get it over with already."
Written by Won-Tolla on 02 December 2007