Brian Clevenger would be proud. =^.^=
You lift the bottle hesitantly and pull the trigger again to release a stream...into your eyes. The whole store is incapacitated with laughter as you run around frantically screaming and searching for a way to remove the soapy disinfectant from your eyes, knocking display racks over and generally making a fool of yourself, now destined to become the legend, on the Internet and off of it, known as Soap Guy. And you just know that somewhere, Mike and the Bots are having a field day with this.
Written by Tom on 01 June 2005