Transformation Mansion
There are many points in the mansion where you will change forms.
The more nights you spend in a form the more your behavior will reflect that form (also the longer you stay at a time the quicker your behaviour changes).
If you change forms your behavior will go to the current state of that form for you.
(e.g you are a tiger for 10 nights , become a dolphin for another 10 and become a tiger again. The tiger form behavior is still the same as is was when you become a dolphin)
You can only spend 30 consecutive nights or 90 total in a form before your behavior is totally that form's behavior.
Also after 300 nights in the mansion, you will become the form that you have spent the most of the last 300 days in (apart from the one you entered in) in its current state.
If any of the 3 previous situations (30 consecutive or 90 in one form or 300 nights total) occur you will then be teleported out of the mansion.
You may also leave at any time through any exit, except the one you entered in. You will leave the mansion in whatever your current state of mind and body
is.
If you leave the mansion by any means you may not come back for 5 years.
To start you off you will receive a transformation into a...
Written by Catprog on 04 July 2004
Hold the Phone!
"Whoa, whoa, WHOA, Mr. Disembodied Voice!" You cry, "How 'bout I choose the 'I leave right this instant and never come back' option? What is this, a sick cosmic game? Forget this, dude!"
You must choose a form--
"I choose to leave!"
You can leave at any time--
"'Except through the door I came in', the one right behind me, the only way I keep my humanity. No thanks."
You step through the doorway unopposed. The mansion sits atop a black cliff. The clouds overhead are lead grey. It's cold. A lone, ragged road traces the razor ridges off as far as you can see. There's probably no other trace of civilization for at least fifty miles, you're wearing nothing but a T-shirt and shorts; it was summertime when you went to bed last night.
There's two options from here; you can brave the mansion again and negotiate with Mr.No Body, or you can explore the manor grounds in search of a car or outdoor phone or something.
What WILL you do?
Written by Mr.Peaches on 10 February 2006
On Second Thought, It's *Really* Cold Out Here.
It's not been a minute, and already you're covered with a layer of snow. If you go out there, it's popsicle time for you, and summer's not for another six months. You look up at the mansion, towering thousands, yea, *thousands* of feet above your head!
"Touche, mansion... touche," you say.
Awkwardly, you open the door again and peek your head in.
"Uh, hey Mr.Voice?" you say, "I know we've had a bad start, but I'd really like to talk about this whole 'mandatory transformation thing.' You see
WHOA THAT'S A COLD WIND!"
Aforementioned wind pushes you far into the main lobby of the mansion.
Behind you the door shuts, bolts, locks, is chained, pressure-seals, and is finally covered by a layer of magma which quickly solidifies into a rocky lump of
impassibility.
...Huh.
"Squeak!" With a cry of surprise you get fur round your eyes and the floor rises up from up under you. Then your naked tail grows there's a swell of your nose and your shrinking of your clothes does plunder you. As you sway wide awake with a dismal headache and your hands and feet turn to clawed furry paws, you collapse mild and meek with one last dismal squeak as four huge incisors pop in your rodent jaws.
... you're a rat.
Written by Mr.Peaches on 14 November 2006