Vaporeon
The genie appears and says "You are becoming a vaporeon. To determine your gender and amount of humanity reaming beyond here lies 8 doors"
"4 will make you male and the other 4 female"
"4 will only change the bottom part of your body. The other 4 both"
"4 will put you onto 4 legs the other 4 only 2"
"The numbers in the Fibonacci sequence that aren't repeated will not change your number of legs"
"The first 2 of each half will change both your upper and lower body"
"There is a 1 in 4 chance that if you go through one of the 1st 4 or an even number you will become<span class="female">remain</span> female"
"Primes have an equal change of changing your gender as not changing it"
"Finally numbers that are a power of another number have 2 male doors among them."
"So what are you going to choose"
Written by on 15 October 2006