LIGHTNING ROUND!!!!!1
OK, so you're this awesome HAWT snake thing, and you use your naga-slithering to enter through a door, the nearest door, because your manhood has been stolen from you and you're not sure that's cricket.
So off you go, preparing yourself for the gauntlet of changes ahead, in your intrepid adventure.
You step through the door... into WHITENESS!
SHOOMP goes the door, and then awesome techno kicks up and an invisible crowd starts screaming and the techno's all
OONTZ-AH OONTZ-AH
OONTZ-AH OONTZ-AH
BUDADUDA BUDADUDA
BAM
And this voice starts up and he's all excited and he's like "NNNNNNNAGA! BeFORE you lie THREE doors, AT the END of which you can receive your SEcond trANSformATION. WHICH will you choose..."
BAM CHICKA BAM CHICKA BAM CHICKA BAM
CHICKACHICKACHICKABAM!
"The TRIAL by FIRE..." (Woo they're cheering!) "The TRIAL by NINJA MASTER..." (Whee they're still cheering!)
"Or TRIAL by... a jury of your peers?" (yaaaaay... huh?)
BAM SLICKAKAKAKAKA SLICKITY
BAM!
Written by Mr.Peaches on 28 June 2006