It's probably just a mineral bath or something
You go for the green goo. You're pretty sure you heard something about something like that at some spa somewhere. You were never really much of a weightlifter, and the banquet table is too Circe, so that just leaves the tub.
You take off your clothes and slide into the hot goo. At first, the green watery stuff is relaxing, but then it starts to tingle...then sting...then hurt. You try to get out, but you find that your rear is stuck to the seat of the tub, like it's been glued. What do you do?
Written by Zodiac on 27 January 2007