You are standing by a tree
There are 3 paths.
One appears to go to a jungle,
one appears to go to a cave,
one appears to go to a beach,
you could try and climb the tree,
there is a nearby shop you could go in,
or you could do something else.
So what's its going to be?
Written by catprog on 01 April 2003
In the shop
There is a table with a sign saying
<strong>Free Sample:</strong>
Take one
On the table there is a fridge with a range of liquids. Also on the table are various magical trinkets including costumes. What would you like to take, or would you like to buy something?
Written by catprog on 10 April 2003
Other
You decide to get something else. But what?
Written by catprog on 13 December 2005
A lamp
You take a lamp. Now what are you going to do with it?
Written by catprog on 05 March 2004
Transformation Genie
Just then, a huge puff of green smoke appears.
The smoke forms the shape of a humanoid, then finally materializes into a turquoise-skinned man who appears to be about 25 years old. You quiver with fear, staring at him (after all, you're not used to seeing turquoise-skinned men appear out of lamps).
"Who has rubbed the lamp of the Genie of Transformation?", the man asks in a light, yet stern voice.
"I-I did", you answer softly.
He steps closer to you and bows. "Thank You, Master, Thank You!", he says as he kneels to you.
"Master?"
He stands. "Yes", he says. "You have released me from the Lamp, and now you may have three wishes.
The wishes carry certain limitations, however..."
"Yes, like what?", you ask again, almost bursting with excitement (having your own genie and all).
"First, there are only three wishes, no more and no less, and this may not be changed by any wishes made. Second, all wishes made by the master should be precisely worded. If the wish is too vague, then I shall choose the remaining factors of the wish. And third, all wishes must be related to the change of the master, or of someone else that the master chooses. In other words, all wishes must be transformative."
Well what are you going to wish for?
Written by on 11 March 2004
I don't need a **** Transformation
"I don't need a transformation thank you very much," you say. "I am perfectly happy as a human". "You can take your conditional wishes elsewhere, you ****".
The genie's eyes widen. "You are going to regret mocking me". " You don't want a transformation, too bad you're getting one.
GULP!!!
Written by on 18 May 2004
Park
"You are going to my animal park and help with the breeding programs" booms the genie.
All of a sudden a portal appears and sucks you in.As you go through you get knocked out.
When you awake your in...
Written by on 22 May 2004
Dino Land
You wake up noticing that there are dinosaurs all around.
As your mind take this in to account you notice you are transforming, but to what?
Written by on 27 July 2004
Triceratops
You feel your neck get stronger.
As you wonder why your head gets heavier.
You look in a nearby puddle and realise that you have grown 3 horns.
The changes continue and soon you have a full triceratops head although you can still talk.
Meanwhile the rest of your body is changing.
Soon you are an anthropomorphic triceratops.
Written by on 28 August 2004
And...
Almost as soon as you are used to your new body the changes start again.
Soon you are a full triceratops.
Written by on 28 August 2004
More Changes
You feel more changes going on.
This time they are in your nether region.
You know what happened before you even check.
You have been changed into a female triceratops.
Written by on 28 August 2004
You Will Now Demonstrate the Value...of Not Being Seen.
Coming this summer... one unassuming man... DUN DUN...
ONE evil genie... DUN DUN...
And ONE catastrophe... that will change his life forever--
"You can take your conditional wishes elsewhere, you ****!"
POW CRASH BANG!
"You are going to regret mocking me!"
*VOIP POW BANG!*
"You wake up noticing that there are dinosaurs all around.
As your mind take this in to account you notice you are transforming..."
"Soon you are a full triceratops."
And... he's a *lady.*
BOOM "Dieceratops: Don't Let Him Get You."
You're stranded in the Jurassic or whatever Wikkepidian time frame they existed in. The clock's ticking and not just the one that measures time. You don't know why the genie wants money but he said something about breeding and you're no longer wearing the daddy pants. It's time to get out, and fast! You blunder through the stinky jungles that time forgot, vision blurry and inadequate. You try to read the scents in the air but don't know the language.
Nevertheless, through streams, strong-smelling plants and over scent-shunning rocks you lumber along, finally coming to rest in an empty cave somewhere away from where you were, practicing the art of not being seen. It's time for a plan, and it's going to have to be a whizz-bang one if it's going to have you overcoming an all-powerful genie over a gambit of eager male triceratops. Better start to plannin'.
Written by Mr.Peaches on 25 November 2006
The end (for now)