She Got All You Ever Want, She's the Kind I Like to Flaunt...
"Well, hello," the dragon says to you, "I haven't seen you around before... and you seem to have both blocked and unblocked the entrance to my cave, so I both scold and thank you. Where are you from?"
"Well... Earth?"
"Where is this 'Earth?'"
Uh-oh.
"Um... Milky Way galaxy, solar system with nine planets, third closest to the sun?" You ask hopefully.
"These stars are unfamiliar to me," the dragoness replies, "How did you get here?"
"I don't have a clue," you say.
Suddenly your tummy rumbles. "Perhaps we can continue this thoroughly confusing conversation later," the dragoness says, "Shall we hunt?"
"Um, well..." you say...
Written by Mr.Peaches on 12 January 2007
The end (for now)