Not just a roll in the hay
"Classy" You mutter as you look around. "Give me a bearded man for a husband and a kid, a few more centuries, and I'm all set. So am I sharing this luxurious hotel with anyone, or am I twenty bales of hay richer than I was when i got here?"
"If you want to get anywhere here, you'd better put that attitude to better use. There's a chisel and a hammer there. If you want better than here, learn to use them. I don't know what you were before you put on that suit, but whether you were a prince or a pauper, we've got you an apprenticeship as a stonecutter."
"I always wanted to be a rock star..."
"What?"
"Never mind"
Written by Craven on 29 May 2010