Cheater.
You pull out the legendary Action Replay, somehow shining gold in this world!
You are presented with a large holographic "ENTER CODE" screen.
You remember a code for "flying in any game at all" and you immediately put in the code.
You now fly to the castle, you pretty princess.
The castle is made of a fine-grained cobblestone, and it feels quite smooth.
You see a bit of corruption over the sunset though.
Aww shit.
You get consumed by the glitches, and you die a instant death, fortunately no pain at all.
Written by on 25 March 2015
The end (for now)