It works, kind of
<br/>You sleep the night and in the morning you smile as your equipment has changed to a tiger's and... what? you got female bits, too? Curiously, after the initial surprise fades, you can't really work up any outrage -- or even annoyance -- over your literally bi-sexual status. You are what you are, and what you are now has double the chance of finding a compatible date on Saturday nights. <br/> <br/>Wait, what are you thinking? Great... your mind has been modified again...
"The researchers could use this information," you think having not heard of someone being both. <br/> <br/>Time to try and get the spark again. You go to the lab and can't find the spark although there is sparks of a different kind with the tiger and you think he shares your feelings. You even catch yourself purring at him seductively.
"Not now," he rumbles -- but he's interested, you can tell from his scent. "Tonight, hmmm? Your place or mine?"
Written by Catprog & Cubist on 19 November 2010