You Sit Down
You decide to sit down and check out your surroundings.
... You look left.
...You look right.
Nothing but jungle. You sit back on your legs and butt, and set your hands down to balance yourself. You look up at the foliage above you and see all the birds flying and insects buzzing...
Tasty, delicious insects...
!!! What? You think to yourself WHY you think flies are tasty all of a sudden.
You shift your weight, and find yourself unable to stand up. You look down and see why. Your skin is getting very dry and clammy, and slowly turning neon green and spots start to appear. Your shoes are gone, and in their place, your feet begin to web together, becoming flipper feet. Your hands begin to stick together as well, and your skin is now changed completely.
You look up at a passing fly, then, out of instinct, fire your long tongue and snatch it out of the air. You chew it and then croak with your expanding throat. Your clothes are gone, and you shrink.
By the time you figure out how to move out of your mountain of clothes, your transformation is complete. Congratulations! You have the rest of your short life to live as a poison dart frog!
'Ah well', you think. 'At least there's plenty of food!' You go on a fly eating orgy to begin your new life.
Written by Another Author on 21 June 2008
The end (for now)