You are standing by a tree
There are 3 paths.
One appears to go to a jungle,
one appears to go to a cave,
one appears to go to a beach,
you could try and climb the tree,
there is a nearby shop you could go in,
or you could do something else.
So what's its going to be?
Written by catprog on 01 April 2003
In the shop
There is a table with a sign saying
<strong>Free Sample:</strong>
Take one
On the table there is a fridge with a range of liquids. Also on the table are various magical trinkets including costumes. What would you like to take, or would you like to buy something?
Written by catprog on 10 April 2003
Other
You decide to get something else. But what?
Written by catprog on 13 December 2005
The spray bottle
You get the spray bottle. Now what are you going to do with it?
Written by on 19 October 2004
Spray your butt
You spray some of it on to your butt.
To your shock you notice that...
Written by on 26 October 2004
"I have to forage for tighter pants!"
Well, that was pointless.
Some guy standing near you is rolling around on the floor laughing and fumbling for a digital camera. You're probably going to end up on a humor site somewhere. Care to try something else?
Written by Tom Servo! on 01 June 2005
Brian Clevenger would be proud. =^.^=
You lift the bottle hesitantly and pull the trigger again to release a stream...into your eyes. The whole store is incapacitated with laughter as you run around frantically screaming and searching for a way to remove the soapy disinfectant from your eyes, knocking display racks over and generally making a fool of yourself, now destined to become the legend, on the Internet and off of it, known as Soap Guy. And you just know that somewhere, Mike and the Bots are having a field day with this.
Written by Tom on 01 June 2005